{"product_id":"do-not-serve-this-man-a-chili-dog","title":"Do NOT Serve This Man A Chili Dog Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour chili dogs. Give them to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScreen-printed graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor: Ivory\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gstc-size-guide\" style=\"margin-top:20px;border-top:1px solid #493454;padding-top:14px;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:700;color:#cda5ef;\"\u003eSize \u0026amp; fit\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eComfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee. Relaxed fit. Finished garment measurements in inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto;\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:left;\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eCompare with a tee you already own.\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #493454;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #493454;\"\u003eWidth, laid flat\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #493454;\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #34233f;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #34233f;\"\u003e22″\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #34233f;\"\u003e29.4″\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #34233f;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #34233f;\"\u003e24″\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #34233f;\"\u003e30.75″\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #34233f;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #34233f;\"\u003e26″\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #34233f;\"\u003e31.6″\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #34233f;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #34233f;\"\u003e27.75″\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border-bottom:1px solid #34233f;\"\u003e32.5″\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:0.9em;\"\u003eWidth is the flat chest measurement, not chest circumference. 2XL = XXL; 3XL = XXXL. Manufacturer tolerance: ±1″ in width and ±1¼″ in length.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Let's Get This Thread","offers":[{"title":"2XL \/ Ivory \/ Comfort Colors Tee","offer_id":48458058563790,"sku":"WH-TEE-00005-2X","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ivory \/ Comfort Colors Tee","offer_id":48458058596558,"sku":"WH-TEE-00005-3X","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ivory \/ Comfort Colors Tee","offer_id":48458058629326,"sku":"WH-TEE-00005-L","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ivory \/ Comfort Colors Tee","offer_id":48458058662094,"sku":"WH-TEE-00005-XL","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/0601\/3902\/files\/329d530355ff739c720d00b93cab9383003121015d1085e5e71a561c005c1902_5634fd7a-fe1c-4c8b-8a4c-d29efbdf251b.webp?v=1792719384","url":"https:\/\/shopgraveyardshift.com\/products\/do-not-serve-this-man-a-chili-dog","provider":"Graveyard Shift Trading Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}